The Tree in the Quad ("To be or not to be?" - A very important question!)
There once was a man who said: "God Must think it exceedingliy odd If he finds that this tree continues to be when there's no one about in the quad.
Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd! I'm always about in the quad And that's why the tree will continue to be Since observed by yours faithfully - God!
The fast Lady
There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was much faster than light. She set out one day in a relative way And returned on the previous night.